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A dumb shit asscrack who is a bitch
Melanie:Ugh please dont be such a Matthew he is a bitch
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Matthews are hot and f boys big time f boys they will take advantage of the situation your in tell you they love you feed you pretty little lies then stomp on your heart and and shatter it in a million little pieces BEWARE of Matthews He will make you happy at first then make you cry your eyes out for months
We need to cancel Matthews
Sara: I got a new boyfriend
Allie: cool what’s his name
Sara: Matthew
Allie: GIRL NOT A MATTHEW
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Matthew is a loving, caring guy that listens to what others say , he never gets a chance at love because no one gives him a chance and he’s very lonely and needs someone to back him up when he’s feeling down
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Someone who likes shit tractor's.
Oh I see he is a Matthew
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Matthew's can be all personalities but most are dumb logically, although they might seem smart they are really not and will continue to be dumb until proven wrong.
Matthew: Oh that's like if I ate my dog's shit.
Person: Matthew I said my grandma died.
Matthew: uh yeah those two relate so well.
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An Irish Potatoe Farmer but he does not crawl on the floor with depression. No one else can plant Potatoes better than him. You wanna know why? Because he isn't just an Irish Potatoe farmer, He's THE Irish Potatoe farmer.
Wow, you got one of Matthew's Potatoes!!! Can I have a bite? They are the best potatoes I've ever tasted!!!
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A person who has a Sesame Street fetish and regularly watches Elmo pornography. Also a frail blond lad that often crawls on the floor like a desolate potato farmer while watching Elmo with a poner.
“Man that Guy is such a Matthew. Especially because of his Elmo fetish”
“Hey have you seen matthew?” “Yeah, I saw him Matthew-ing around.”
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