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to ask someone to burn you on a marijuana cigarette for free.
yo B.luv, I don't have any weed so can you bun me?
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what i said to my spanish teacher when she asked why i didn't have my homework.
Nolan, where is your homework?
Eh, no me importa.
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When someone is so hot/cute it makes you so angry you begin to hate them, and want to fight them.
Michael Clifford: *breathes*
Me: FIGHT ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
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Moves me back and forth with a passion that goes straight to my very soul.
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See shit. This ingenious piece of software is as stable as a skyscraper in a 10.0 earthquake.
lol u use windows em ur gayl lolol111
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Windows ME is shit. Why did they even put it out?
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greeting, to a child (midland term)
don't wory 'me duck'...
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A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!
Slightly rational person: Shut up psycho
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