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Patented by TSN's Jeff "O-Dog" O'Neil, a "door open moose" refers to the act of leaving the bathroom door open or ajar during the act of "pooping". The term moose refers to the size of the donation.
"My wife is not impressed with me, I just did a door open moose". "Please close the door, no one wants to watch you door open moose"
When your Moose friend is doing self-destructive behaviors, I.E “Moosing around and not caring for their self or others around them
Friend: “you’re going on Moose patrol, you’re being a slob.
The Moose, but… but… I’ll change I promise!
Nina's fairy god-mother who brings the nightly grape from the likings of laundry for the corn chowder stockings used in holy prayer of the skock
Nina took the advice of the noble moose as he stood proudly on the hill
Numbing the upper extremadies of a voluntary significant other with Novacane (or drug of choice), the wrapping your silly willy with moose jerky and proceeding to piledrive that thang into next week. The drug usage is only meant to make it more comfortable and is completely optional if you are a savage. When climaxing, typically the male and female match tonal frequencies in the celebratory imitation of a moose climax. First attempted by the WWE wrestler "Moose" who was both an expert at piledriving, and being a Moose.
Person 1: "Have you heard of this thing called the Moose piledriver?"
Person 2: "Yeah dude, I heard that's what gay people do"
Person 1: "Don't be a fucking homophobe, Tom, Jesus. If a man wants to wrap his dick in Moose jerky and shove it in his partner, HE CAN DO THAT OKAY, IT'S 2017, MAN."
Person 2: "I wasn't being homophobic it was just a joke, Brad."
Person 1: "Yeah, well I did a Moose Piledriver last week with my girlfriend so that proves it's not just 'a thing gay people do'."
Person 2: "Yeah, but it's still fucking weird. You're disgusting"
Person 1: "It's 2017 Tom, get hip."
a ice cream ingredient that is made by bathing a moose in sugar water
our moose tracks are made from 100% organic moose extract
An annoying child who thinks that ligma is an actual disease.
a really attractive man who lives in a swamp, and his best friend is a donkey. Very good at hockey as well, but does not play defense or block any shots. If your looking to buy some shampoo or cologne, find yourself a moose
Look at la moose ehmann, he’s goin today baby
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