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A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.
Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.
A grown man in a relationship/ marriage sending risky texts to his wife’s best friend who he is also sleeping with.
‘That’s part of the reason we split, Tommy twat-texter’
Tommy Beers is someone who will consume any and all alcohol in a kilometer radius. As his name suggests, tommy beers has access to an infinite flow of all beers and will never be seen without a beer in his hand.
Wow you always have so many beers you must be a Tommy Beers
Tommy Beers is the name of the world champion beer smasher. He is always bringing the beers for the boys and drinking majority of them.
'Weyyy Tommy Beers what did you do on the weekend'
'Obviously had alot of beers with the boys!'
Tommy Duong (pronounced "Dong"). A vietnamese guy who lives in Sweden and is mostly know for flexing alot, especially with his Rolex, Branded clothes, iPhone X and Airpods. His favourite phrase is "Ska jag döda dig?" which translates to "Should i kill you?". He can't see very because of his line eyes and because of that people are usually mistaking him for sleeping.
Pontus: "Tommy Ding Dong Ching Chong Bing Bong Långkalsong".
Tommy Duong:"Ska jag döda dig? Din flickvän är en HORA!" ("Din flickvän är en HORA" translates to "Your girlfriend is a WHORE").