When your on your menstrual and you have a stomach ache you are having a Pache (P(ache) or a period ache.
Definition: Oh my stomach hurts sooo bad I’m having a period ache
Someone who bleeds really heavy on their period.
My girlfriend is a period gusher when she starts her cycle
When a woman has the flu, snot bubbles may occur, period bubbles, may also occur. A period bubble is when a red balloon emerges out of yer fanny while simultaneously having a cold and on your period.
Little girl: "Mommy! I just got my first period bubble (:!"
Mommy: "You are a period bubble."
The Debug Menu of the thing that created us, scientists, biologists, geologists, etc just call it the “Periodic Table” Little do the scientists know, this is just how god does it, he uses The Periodic Table like a creative mode menu.
Science Teacher: If you look at the Periodic Table you will see that Mercury is right here.
When you go over to Netflix and chill, and she says that she's on her period so you order pizza but then she bleeds all over the pizza but you eat anyways
"let's order pizza"
" only if it's period pizza"
The act of eating pasta out of your girlfriends p*ssy while she's on her period.
A: "We don't have any food anymore and I'm too lazy to do a grocery run. Can we have PP (Period pasta) today?"
B: "Of course honey"
Refers to da occasional hugs, kisses, hand-claps, pats on the head/back, shoulder-scrunchies, etc. dat at a cuddly dude gives a visiting lady-friend to ensure dat she never feels ignored, lonesome, or "left out" for too long during periods while he's busying himself with "bachelor chores" like housework, vehicle-maintenance, etc.
I met a nice lady on Tagged.com who is wonderful company whenever she visits, but she has physical infirmities dat make her unable to just effortlessly tag along wif me while I go about my daily duties around da house and garage, so I always make sure to shower her wif plenty of periodic affection so dat she feels reassured dat I remember dat she's there and appreciate her spending time wif me.