A vagina that is covered with poop. Enjoyable for sex because it's already pre-lubricated and squishy.
Poon Walker
Nice pussy walking near, or around you.
Steve and the guys: Fine "Poon Walker" right there.(yells out loud towards a girl near)
Sabrina: what's a poon walker?
Steve: nice, poon.
Poon Walker
When you see a fine pussy walking near your way.
Steve: Yell's out nice "Poon Walker!"
Sabrina: Yells back. Thank you.
Steve: your welcome poon Walker.
/v./ making baked beans in your asshole and shitting them into someone’s mouth
Man I got poon beaned so damn hard last night.
When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow
Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
When some one or something fails to please in a dickly fashion.
1,I was in the middle of a desert at night, and my car decided to dick poon me!
2,my buddy is too lazy to do me a fovor, what a dick poon!
A lewis POON ‘You’re such a lewis Poon’ meaning your a small middle aged man from particularly from little lever, BOLTON, who cannot control their anger or love for drinks. A lewis Poon (NOON) is a hairy man. A lewis POON has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend and often gets told he is ‘punching’
‘No way that is your girlfriend! Your such a lewis POON!)