The face kids make when they're pooping
Hey what's with the poop face?
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When you're wearing extremely tight pants and you're erection looks like you took a shit and it went to the front of your pants.
me:Dude, my pants are so tight..
friend: yeah, just look at your Front Poop.
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When you poop and there's nothing to wipe up. The toilet papper comes out clean.
Hey, I just had an invisible poop.
Cool. Save the rainforest.
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The activity one does after they just got done dropping a duce so massive it leaves the skin chaffed and a coiler in the bowl. With a lasso in one hand and a plunger in the other wrangeling the poop is the only option in order to flush.
"Dude, I was the ultimate poop wrangler today. I thouht I was going to have to scoop it out untill my lasso got all up in that shit, now I just need to find something colorless and odorless to put on the chafing."
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Tiny dried feces fragments, dislodged and scattered during the wiping process, often seen near the back of toilet seats
Looks like it's time to clean the bathroom. The poop flakes are piling up!
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A phrase said when somebody is hurt or angry and is trying not to cuss in public
"Mother Fu-... I mean Oh-Poop!" The kids looked at tom as he stubbed his toe.
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A hard fecal block that takes incredible effort to evacuate, usually followed by a torrent of aqua turd. The effort required to move the poop dam translates into raw force motivating the easy to move aqua turd, thus causing utter chaos.
I worked my ass off and finally broke the poop dam, but the aquaturd splashed up all over my ass and totally wrecked my turdcutter.
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