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After effects of a massive pump
Symptoms:
Lack of testosterone
Depression
Shrinkage
Steroid Usage
That Post-Pump Syndrome hit me hard yesterday, busted everywhere.
Cum-based tooth paste
Person 1- "Your teeth are looking really bright lately."
Person 2- "Thanks, I've been using Pump n' Stuff."
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'cut' a fat shit! -pure poetry when combined with pumped up chump, a true tongue twister
i'd pump a plump lump on a pumped-up chump!
i just pumped a plump lump!
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1. A common expression for when a man slowly inserts his penis into a woman's vagina and after full penetration holds thrust for a full ten second count while staring deeply into "his" women's eyes before reverse thrusting as fast as humanly possible without ejaculating.
2. When a woman is begging for a penis, so you tease her with one single pump, for a solid 10 seconds.
3. The act of a man tricking a woman into believing he is going to have sex with her only to pull out after a single ten second thrust.
4. The daring action of a one pump chump
5. The pregame ritual made famous by the 2009 undefeated championship Terriers wiffleball team
1. Neil: Were you wearing your swishy pants last night?
Marty: Yeah, best decision I've ever made!
Neil: Why is that?
Marty: Cuz she was BEGGING for it
Neil: Did you give it to her?
Marty: I held in there for ten full seconds
Neil: Wow you must be a legend...that's gotta be the longest anyones ever one pumped a girl
Marty: Well lets just say no woman can resist the feeling of a Marty pump-fake.
2. Never Marty pump-fake a girl from the bottom, I unfortunately found out the hard way.
3. Big D: I Marty pump-faked the shit out of her...right in the assss!
4. Erick: Did you bring condoms to the party?
Nick: No of course not, what do I look like a fag?
Erick: That doesn't sound safe
Nick: Don't worry I pull out I just give her the old Marty pump-fake...
Erick: Oh the old Marty pump-fake, safest sex practice known to man
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When a guy is gaveling sex and cums in about 3 seconds after starting
Miranda: How wasn’t last night with chase
Chole: it was terrible he was a 2 pump chump
Miranda: dam that sucks
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all the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run better run now run my gun
all the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run better run faster than my bullets
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Having sex with a woman. Enthusiastically pumping away at her vagina. You know when shes full, she starts squeaking out fanny farts.
Can also use pumping up the, girlfriend/wife/etc.
Guy#1: What did you get up to last night?
Guy#2: Oh, just spent the night pumping up the woman!
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