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retard shit

This term should instead be referred to a moment rather than a person, place, or thing. perhaps when trying to make something function when without any given instruction, the party with subject manner at hand has severe difficulty completing the task because they didn't lookup how to or proper instructions were lost/destroyed - they try to tinker with their creativity skills and end up taking forever complete the task.
* also this may best relate to a 'tweaker moment', - when something isn't quite right with trying operating something with no credential or training/ backround experience therefore this DIY approach was taken way out of proportion and may take the individual forever to complete, because they don't know wtf they're doing, long story short. Something as frustrating as this sounds is what i call "retard shit" from trying to function without important parts or tools to get something to work.

example: "I don't have the patients for this 'retard shit' - trying to go out of my way to do this will make me be late for school! Find someone else to help you bruh! I give up."

scenerio: when trying to fix a spray bottle that is not spraying contents, when no instructions came equipped with the merchandise (spray nozzle and bottle) - yet, there may be a tube and little plastic components that are also fixxed with the nozzle part, that might need to lock in or be fixiated a certain way to make function properly.

by niteridet December 3, 2019


verbal retard

A verbal retard is some one who speks compleatly in slang to the point it is frustrating to talk to them and some times even hard to understand them even if you and the verbal retard grew up in the same city

person 1 where ya wanna ga to night like
person 2 sorry what i did not understand you
person 1 whats the matta like are ya def or something
person 2 sorry you must be a verbal retard i cant understand a word you just seid

by Emmologist October 5, 2014


retard licker

Person that licks retards

Look at that retard licker

by bigdaddydick12 December 15, 2019


retard chamber

Your mom's uterus

Retard Chamber is an

accessory which is used with variable pressure wet

sprinkler systems where water motor alarms and / or give birth to you

by ((())) April 18, 2017


Retarded cunt

This is most commonly relating to an actual idiot. Someone that is too scared to be out-benched because he’s proper weak.

Person one: ‘Have you seen what camron brown did?’
Person two: ‘Omg he’s a retarded cunt
Person three: ‘agreed

by andrewpedrycz on insta October 31, 2020


Socially retarded

Ok there are 2 types of socially retarded people. There's the type of people that are quiet and shy and freak out whenever someone goes up and talks to them. Then, there's the type of people who say weird and gross stuff in a social setting without either realizing it or not.

guy: i asked my gf what she wanted to do tonight and she said "mad butt stuff, crazy butt stuff, butt stuff til we can't butt stuff no more"

olivia: really? whether she's joking or not, that's still kinda weird to say

guy: yeah i know...

olivia: god, alana is so socially retarded

by tipsygal41 November 23, 2021


reality retard

Someone too stupid to tell what's real and what's not.
Someone who believes everything is factual that they see on reality TV shows.
Someone who believes what they see on History Channel is fake and E! is real.
A person of low intelligence who lives in a fantasy world.

My reality retard sister can't get enough of the reality shows.

by jsd9632 February 3, 2012