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The act of ejaculating onto your hand letting the jizz drip through the cracks between your fingers, letting it drip onto the girls face.
Janet: Hey did you take a shower today?
Heather: No but my boyfriend gave me an african shower last night.
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when you and your girlfriend take a shower and she sings you are my sunsine to you.
dude that chick was so hot and after the movie we went home and took a sunshine shower
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when a man proceeds to ejaculate over a womans entire body
damn dude, I gave my girl a full baby shower last night...
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When your having sex with a girl from behind you cum her butt and spit on her back.
I was having sex with Sallie and came on her butt and spit between her shoulder blades it was a great Diamond Shower.
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1. The unfortunate state of seizing whilst bathing.
2. An action performed in a communal shower (usually in small New Jersey high schools). This act consists of rolling/jerking/b-boying/breakdancing in a grotesque manner on the scum-filled, urine and germ coated blue tile floor. Usually occurs as a performance for approximately 5 homosexual, cleansing harriers. Eppy showerers, as the seizees are often called in urban areas, are often pasty honors students with large thighs. They tend to be premature ejaculators and enjoy playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 with their toes. These transparent folks experience an epileptic shower whenever one of their teammates flickers the overhead light on and off to an intense techno beat, in the style of a discotheque club.
Tom: "Hey Greg, let's go flicker them there lights on and off. We can flash them and play "Through The Fire and Flames". Maybe Jonny will have one of those Epileptic showers again."
Greg:"I have 13 anuses."
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When you take a shit and are out of toilet paper so you have to stand in the shower and let the running water clean out your ass crack.
Guy 1: Where's your toilet paper?
Guy 2: We're out. You're going to need to take a Russian Shower.
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A shower taken the day after a brutal night of debauchery and drunken hook-ups. It may involve crying, and thorough regret but is always satisfying and cleanses the body and mind of un-brushed teeth and octopus hands.
It is usually scalding hot as a self punishment.
After a night of drinking and making out with dirty Steve I had to have a shower of shame...it was the only way.
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