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On June 9th it is considered to be National Kiss Your Step Sister Day. On this day it is highly recommended that you make out with your step sister. Any other day it would be considered incest, but on June 9th it is encouraged!
Person 1: Bro on June 9th you gotta make out with your step sister.
Person 2: Why June 9th?
Person 1: Cuz it’s National Kiss Your Step Sister Day, duh.
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"STEP BRO IM STUCK IN THE WASHING MACHINE" -Step sis -???
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a tired simile meaning to beat badly. A fresher phrase would be to "beat like a fat kid stealing lunches"
The prosecutors got beat like a fat kid stealing lunches.
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1. No sex at all
2. Safe sex- condoms, birth control, the shot, etc.
3. Give the baby up for adoption when you have it.
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When you just finished spilling the tea and you don't want the person you gossiped with to spread the news.
Okay, I have a crush on Ryan, but don't let anyone step in the tea
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what r u doin step brendini in my ASSHOLE ?!?!?!?
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When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.
Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."