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When someone asks you a question that you don't feel like or have the time to answer
Jess: What are the three houses of our government?
Erik: Do I look like Google?!
why would i do that
who do you think i am
- "Hey go put burn cream on your burnt finger"
- "Wtf i look like i ain't white"
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Something fun to laugh at. Usually found in raves, parties, and clubs, it is a girl with a face like the ass of a horse with a body to match, yet she is clad in provocative clothing and is slathered with tons of makeup with her hair done and manicures. Her look is often accompanied by garlands of expensive jewelry and she usually smells strongly of designer perfume.
You know you are looking at an ugly bitch trying to look pretty when you see a humanoid hippo-chimpanzee hybrid dressed in an off-the-shoulder J.Lo top that is tied up to reveal her hairy stomach and linty outie, a skin-tight leather micromini small enough to be a belt, and thigh-high 7" tall boots. Her face is often encrusted with a layer of makeup that fails to conceal the yellow-white tops of her dime-sized acne. Behavior includes, flirting, strutting "sexily," blowing kisses and batting eyelashes.
Guy: Look at that ugly bitch trying to look pretty!
Other Guy: Does she seriously think that see-through blouse if going to fool anyone?
Guy: *Barfs*
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Something you do when you're incredibly bored. Words usually consist of
A. Random shit.
B. Words that have meanings that relate to sex.
C. Your own name. Usually one of the definitions contain "large penis".
A person is looking up words on urban dictionary. The things he searches are...
A. fuck
B. one eyed trouser snake
C. mike
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A song made by Monty Python from a 1979 movie called The Life Of Brian
I listened to 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life' and it made my day.
:)
Girl asking her boyfriend/husband if he likes her looks. No right answer can possibly come of this. Usually followed by screaming or noise as hand/fist/foot connects with husband/boyfriend's body part.
Does this dress make me look fat, dear?
I don't think it's the dress, honey.
*SLAP*
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I got a D in the class? This does not look good for Homestar Runner.
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