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now yoga

a phrase where you need to relax after finishing a conversation or when you’re in deep utter shit and you’re trying not to panic.

ugh shes such a bitch”

anyways, now yoga 🧘 ♀️ “

by 3thooba October 20, 2020


Noooo I like that one gnomic in North I like that one now

(Predicate.) Smurf Smurf Smurf hours. Flirt flirt and this clerk clerk know you’re actually say were no purple socks Yolo. yo dumb

Her: OK so I have it I don’t know if I can Rambo. OK sucking cock is the most inconvenient thing in the entire world you see if I can psych. Like nobody should ever do that it’s smelly, stinky, and juicy wet cock being her bag.

Him: I would say the N-word. Noooo I like that one gnomic in North I like that one now

by KG&GB May 19, 2021


i could make a joke right now

When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.

Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*

Reg: "I could make a joke right now."

by lemonpopeanuts March 28, 2023


now-angel

Another word for a friendly ghost - the departed soul of someone you lived with and loved very dearly

"I so, so wish I had a hotline to my now-angel, so as to ask her where the hell she put that thing before she died two years ago. So frustrating, because it used to live in one place only, but it's not there now!"

by mimbijones April 7, 2023


Submitted! And now we wait.

When you are done writing a definition for Urban Dictionary, you press the "Submit!" button at the bottom of the screen and then you will be met with "Submitted! Your definition will be reviewed soon.) and then you start waiting. Just like how I am gonna be waiting for this definition to appear on Urban Dictionary right now after I finish writing it.

Dave: Yes! I did it! Submitted! And now we wait.

Bro: Yo what are you going on about over here man?

Dave: I just submitted a definition on Urban Dictionary. Now we play the waiting game and wait for it to appear.

Bro: Oh. Well, that's cool. Anyways I'm gonna go now, have fun till then I guess.

2 WEEKS LATER

Bro: Yo you still waiting man?

Dave: Yes, I am still waiting bro. I am gonna check right now and see if my definition is here- YES IT IS LES GOOO!!

Bro: Ah, it appears that your definition has made it onto Urban Dictionary!

Dave: You betcha! I can't believe it man it only took like 2 weeks- hold on I have 0 likes but 4 dislikes? But my definition for Skibidi Toilet was so cool!

Bro: Wait, that was what your definition was about? Well uhhh.. I am just going to go now. Really really far that is. And when I mean far, I mean really really really really far.

by ComputerWorld January 17, 2024


That's all there is for now.

some thing that piss me off

That's all there is for now.

just do it now

by bitch123abc March 14, 2019


doodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles

Your arms are noodles now ok?

That is a wizard doing itdoodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles

by Sore thumb :)))) July 7, 2021