A woman who looks as though she has been around the block 10 times on her hands and knees. Ugly faced redneck-y slut type woman with no couth. Easy bee-yatch.
Carls' new girlfriend is a road apple, she needs to learn some manners.
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The biggest load of chavy shite currently on TV with headmasters/mistresses who bugger off from the school to attend to ONE pupil's needs, term dates that don't make sense, pupils in wrong classes and discipline that involves slapping, shouting and shagging. Normally someone dies and it's a real pity they don't all snuff it and put something decent on like X Factor! (joke)
Kerrie/Tracie/Wayne/Shane is watching Waterloo Road tonight; chavy thick bastards
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the event in which, while driving an automobile, the driver performs fellatio on the passenger
Most insurance policies do not cover accidents caused by a negligent driver giving his passenger road head.
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Hooking up with someone who is far away from your current location.
Grindr says that you are 162 miles away. I'm up for taking a road trick.
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equivalent of road head, or giving/receiving head while the guy is driving.
You want some road candy baby?
or
That guy was getting road candy.
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When you're overweight enough to have your thighs scrape against each other when you walk or run, and after a long day of walking or running, you get a horrible red rash on your thighs that you have to nourish for at least a day.
I was running on the treadmill for an hour, and when I got off, I had the worst road rash
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When two or more guys have sex with a girl, each of the guys choose a designated hole to penetrate similar to how they would choose spots in the car for the ride
When Jim and Carl went on a road trip with Sally, Jim stayed in the front and Carl stayed in the back the whole ride.
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