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When a person is so fat their genitals are hidden like a turtle in it's shell.
Me: You have Super Whale Syndrome. Your vagina is completely hidden by your lower fat roll.
Her: You're really rude, but I see what you mean.
A couple (especially of college age) that has settled down and consistently pushes away all of their other friends so they can spend all their time together in a relationship. Often times this happens to close friends, and the relationship can mess up even the tightest of friendships over time.
"Man! Todd and Patricia are such a beached whale couple! Todd turned me down multiple times to go to stardollars with her! He used to be my friend!"
"Friend 1: Todd, why don't you hang out with your bro's anymore?
Todd: I don't have bro time so that I can have hoe time!
Friend 1: But what about that trip we planned? And bro's before hoes?
Todd: What trip?
Friend 1: You know, the trip to New York we've been planning for so long?
Todd: Oh, I'm planning that trip with Patricia. Sorry man!
Friend 1: You're in a beached whale relationship, then. I thought we were friends!
Todd: Yeah I'd rather be with Patricia, and my other friends don't matter to me anymore.
Friend 1: How selfish! Well, let me know if you change your mind. Have a good life!
Todd: Oh, I will!"
another term for a man or woman's sweaty butt-hole... another word for "ass eating"
There's nothing wrong with enjoying a "hot whale eye" every now and again
A chubby Caucasian child swimming in a public pool usually with a shirt on but you can see through the shirt he can only doggy paddle due to the fact that his chubby stubby arms hold him back
that Baby white whale over there is trying so hard to swim and make friends but he isn't swimming very fast
A national holiday every Wednesday celebrating whale sharks
Brian: What day is it?
Linda: Its whale shark Wednesday!
Brian: Thanks!
While having sex with a fat chick one makes whale noises then proceedes to ejaculate on her face and scream "WHALE WATCH WHITOUUUT!!!" This is usually reserved for "bag it and tag it" girls, not one you wish to pursue a relationship with.
"WHALE WATCH WHITEOUT" Ewwwww GRANT what did you just DO to me?
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The Act of sticking your hand out of the window in a vehicle traveling faster than 35 MPH and following the waves of the wind as your hand moves up and down like a whale jumping out of the water
Yo yesterday i was driving down the street with my friends and they started to whale ride the whip.
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