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(n) The woman of whom you were raised by when you were in your younger ages.
Tim: "Who prepared this delicate meal?"
Mom of Tim: "Your mom"
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Your female family member who have birth to you and that I’m doing her in the bedroom next to you.
I just did your mom last night. She was to good.
Something idiots say when they have no good comeback
When asked who his favorite porn star was, he said 'Your Mom'
The person at the party that has to watch over everyone (usually the host). They take care of the people that are throwing up, make sure there is no fights and make sure the house doesn't get destroyed.
I'm throwing a giant party tonight at my house, but im probably going to have to be the party mom.
An angry mom because you play to much fortnite and she takes away your controller because you talk back
Mom: You’ve been on that game for hours time to read
Kid: shut your mouth! Sorry but I’ve gotta get the victory Royale
Mom:(Takes Controller) YOUR GROUNDED!! And that’s a raging mom
Women that think cannabis containing THC is bad but hemp-based CBD products are the bomb. CBD mom doesn't really drink, and of course won't smoke weed, because she's a responsible mother. She often looks down on a cannamom. CBD mom is in love with all natural products, including essential oils, green clean products, and green smoothies. She claims CBD oil has changed her life, has two bottles in her purse at all times, and will try to sign you up as an affiliate for whatever brand she is selling today.
"Don't light that joint on the soccer field Keri the CBD Mom will report you. And then try to sell you her latest MLM product."
Someone or something that implements and upholds the system of oppression where moms are consistently and systemically mistreated and denied basic rights.
"David, you are extremely mom-ist. You think that I am trying to control your life and that I am abusive and treat you as an inferior, unthinking being because you are against all MOMS."