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new rhodes

A mid way between Old and New. Often defined by the length of the Scrotum. 2.1/2" = Old. 4.5=New. On the day "New" is reached, the village elders gather and sniff the left testicle. their mothers smell the right.. If they are deemed ripe enough to pass into "New Rhode"hood they are given a Bass guitar. As they hone their skills they can progress into Drums, Rhythm guitar, Lead and then Singing. Once singing they must hit a number 1 single within 2 weeks otherwise kill themselves with their own microphone. 12,385 microphones are believed to be involved with the death of lead singers.

H.P. Baxxter from Scooter has pulled a New Rhodes. So has Ben from A1. Alexander McQueen is a frequent New Rhoder.

by Prof. JJA February 18, 2010

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A New Look

Completely changing your image to appeal to others. Usually when you want to be fucked. Inspired by the lyric of 'A New Look' by Danho ft. Via D'Agem, "Yeah, it's a new look, a new look. Put it in dry, put it in good."

Via: Wow! You look so different! I can't believe that it is actually you!
Ariane: Well, you know, it's a new look. ;)

by Gigi McDonald September 7, 2017


News Eater

Someone that uses the Facebook Newsfeed to get all their Facebook info, as opposed to fraping peoples walls.

John: How did you see my post, you frapist?

Sam: I'm not a frapist, I'm a News Eater!

John: Oh sorry, my mistake.

by Froridinator July 21, 2010


New Malden

South West London suburb with one of the largest populations of koreans outside of korea. very relaxed atmosphere and only 20 minutes from waterloo. Great for a night out if you're into pubs and hidden korean karaoke bars.

yo im heading into new malden for some korean bbq and then a pint, you coming?

by gullyjosh February 20, 2018


Fubar News

A community Facebook page in North East Scotland. This page gives local news in Aberdeen and Aberdeenshire. The information is submitted by people. Road Traffic Accidents, groups of kids hanging about etc.. Because of this the posts may be inaccurate or may not have actually happened. The page is also an outlet for people to show their own horrible views in the comments.

Mel : OMG theres people in a van going around Aberdeen stealing dogs.
Ewan: Theres nothing on the Police Scotland facebook page and no one has commented that their dog has been stolen.
Mel : But it's true it's on Fubar News.

by AberdeenButtery May 3, 2021


New Hartford

A town in New York State, populated by white trash who think they're WASPs.

New Hartford guy: "We're going to our second home for the weekend."
Normal guy: "Second home? You own two trailers?"

by Rigatoni Tony September 9, 2020


New Zealand

While standing behind a waterfall, positioning one's erect phallus to where it is visible on the other side of a waterfall.

"Have you ever stood behind a waterfall and stuck your dick through it?" ... "It's a little thing I like to call New Zealand" (Avidan, Leigh Daniel, "Sonic Adventure DX: Monkey Business - PART 4 - Game Grumps." YouTube, co-host Arin Hanson, Jul 22, 2015)

by Jabborwak September 29, 2017