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Don't Touch The Baby's Milk!

1. The baby's milk that you should not touch.
2. Something that you should not touch.

1.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "BUT WE'RE OUT OF REGULAR MILK!"

2.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "YOU DON'T TOUCH IT YOU DICK!

by dixintha March 26, 2008

54๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ms. Don't Touch Me

A reference to a specific role in gay pornography in which a man (usually a straight man in need of some cash) will masturbate on film while other men in the direct vicinity do not physically interact with him.

It is widely regarded as the brass ring of gay-for-pay performance work.

We need something else for this scene, something to fill up the negative space behind the daisy chain. See if the gaffer, Andy, will be a Ms. Don't Touch Me for an hour.

Hey Andy! Wanna make $250?

by The Amazing Rando! July 15, 2012

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Creepy Uncle Bad Touch

Creepy person that appears to be a child moletster.

While I was watching the debates I realized that John McCain lurked around the stage like your creepy uncle bad touch.

by Wannawatcho October 15, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


who touched ma spaghett

When you leave your spaghett on the table and someone touches it

Pewdiepie reference ~ 2018

Comes from when the word 'spaghetti' was mispronounced

"Who touched ma spaghett?"

by BaekYhun The Corgi January 6, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Don't touch my shit

A term said to someone if they steal your stuff, an angry response to someone taking your stuff in an annoying way. Usually between your peers or friends.

Guy 1 takes Guy 2's backpack.
Guy 1: "Bro, gimme my shit back. And don't touch my shit."

by DopeManDog March 13, 2016

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy

The act of touching fuzzy things and getting dizzy from them..

Victor and I like to touch fuzzy get dizzy when we are down.

by slash10520 August 15, 2008

36๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Second Hand Testicle Touch

It's when you leave your hand on your balls for a while then take your hand off of them and touch someone; either shaking their hand, slapping their face, etc. So just like second hand smoke the person on the recieving end of this will be second handedly touching your nuts.

"Dude today Cory really pissed me off, so I had to give him the old Second Hand Testicle Touch!"

by Baldy's Balls November 21, 2005

43๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž