Angry Midgets On Acid

Midgets that are angry and on acid.

"Dude did you see those angry midgets on acid?!"
"Yeah man, they kept flipping me off and offering me acid."

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Don't Touch The Baby's Milk!

1. The baby's milk that you should not touch.
2. Something that you should not touch.

1.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "BUT WE'RE OUT OF REGULAR MILK!"

2.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "YOU DON'T TOUCH IT YOU DICK!

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Bono

One that uncontrollably yells "Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeeaaaaaah!"

P1: "Hey Bono... you hungry?"
Bono: "Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeeaaaaaah!"

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Penis Beanie

A beanie that you put on your penis.

Person: "Hey Matt, your head looks like a penis why don't you go buy a penis beanie?"
Matt: "Ok."

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Air Guitar

For people that try to hard to be cool.

P1: "Hey man, check out my air guitar skillz with a 'z'!"
P2: "No man, you suck... you suck man titties."

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