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The appearance and demeanor a person possesses that makes them instantly recognizable by the people on the bus (or other forms of public transportation) desperate to have a conversation. A person with bus face usually appears pleasant, friendly, thoughtful and patient, and most importantly, ready to listen to all the way too personal and/or awkward stories that other people who ride the bus have no one else to tell.
Suzie wanted to sit quietly on the bus ride to school, but the old man sitting next to her saw her bus face and forced her into a 20 minute long conversation about constipation.
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afta some sick skeezin we git some hot bus akshun
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A phenomenon of pushing, shoving and cutting in line that may cause the inexperienced to feel that this may be the last bus, to anywhere, ever and that societal norms have ceased to be relevant. A feeling of dizziness, frustration and the beginnings of a rare psychological disorder may occur. This phenomenon happens regardless of how many people are in line or how empty the bus is. If one listens closley, the silent screams of non-Israelis can be heard as they are herded to the side of the line.
Alex, going for his first shabbat in Jerusalem, got to the Beer Sheva bus station early Friday morning and was happy to see that the platform for his bus was mostly empty. Relieved that his friends had been wrong about the Bus lines in Israel, Alex got in line and waited. When the bus arrived, Alex noticed an elderly woman coming towards him from the side. Alex thought to himself, "I'll offer to let her go on first." Without notice, she simply walked in front of him and then signalled to the rest of her family, laying in wait, to join her. Suddenly Alex felt himself being pushed to the floor as little kids kicked him out of the way to run onto the completely empty bus. As he tried to get up, the boots of soldiers, just let off base for the weekend trampled him and forced their way onto the bus. "Ugh! Fine I'll just wait for the next bus" thought Alex to himself. Afterall, it was only 8 in the morning and he had plenty of time to get to to Jerusalem. Alex never made it to Jerusalem for Shabbat.
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A small shuttle bus used to transport lesser known VIPs not important enouph to merit a limousine service.
On Parliament Hill in Ottawa the lesser known politicians travel around by short bus.
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A kick ass hardcore/emo band hailing from Brampton Ontario, i suggest you check them out.
Wheels On The Bus sure played a good show last night
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The smallest ass to run for vice president. Supports boyfriends that have mustangs and are obsessed with computers. Will fund art schools nationwide. Can be found alongside President nomination E-CO.
G-Bu for vice president! Haytonn says: Vote for E-Co.
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Vomiting into a toilet -often violently and for an extended time- whilst holding its rim like a steering wheel.
Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, when asked at a press conference about his recent bout of food poisoning: "Yes, I was driving the porcelain bus half the night."
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