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As I watch myself slowly drift away from eating pastrami I wonder how dogs eat rain. Me Mow. Me Mow is a very special word to me. It makes me feel like buzz. I hope one day I can eat rocks and smell ikea furniture outside hammer. Eek i feel like pool water oozes from the air. If I run faster than a car does that mean im loved. I miss the touch of a mother bird slowly flying in the direction of the bermuda triangle and i hope clocks dont turn against us. eloping in marriage is a government scam, thats why I eat scrap metal. I hope me mow gets added to the dictionary. Me mow me mow me mow
"Hey where is mom?" answer "Me Mow"
As I find myself slowly drift away from eating pastrami, I wonder how dogs eat rain. Me Mow. Me Mow is a very special word to me. It makes me feel like buzz. I hope one day I can eat rocks and smell Ikea furniture outside hammer. Eek I feel like pool water oozes from the air.
"Where'd you get that big tog?"
"Me mow."
an Australian way of expressing surprise
spy:i'm scout's dad
sniper:well fuck me dead
spy:tf
I took the driver's test 3 times, but the examiner kept throwing me down.
A way of taking accountability when u mess up
Sorry for ripping briss on ur lawn, thats two on me
The one where Morgan always gets her way because it’s impossible to tell her no <3
I believe in “me supremacy”
when you do something with the homies
me and the boys making an urban dictionary definition