Where you leave your PC/Console - run to the bathroom - poo - wipe - wash hands get back to the game within 30 seconds
Last 20 players in PUBG and I needed a poo! I did the perfect gamer poo! cam back to the PC and was still alive, finished 4th haha
I tried a poo dinky piece of food to see if I liked it or not.
A big poo that resembles a snake when it sits in the toilet.
I just had a massive snake poo. I feel so much better and a have a sense of accomplishment.
When you and another stranger are in the bathroom and you both hold off until the other person leaves to take a poo, resulting in a poo standoff.
"For the record, I just won the poo standoff, the other person gave up and left the bathroom."
The opposite of a Russian poo. If you want to take your sweet, sweet time on the toilet, maybe grab your favorite Spider Man comic book, a Funkadelic CD playing, and a nice bottle of Jack Daniels to take in with you while you enjoy the warm, cozy sensation of feces leaving your body.
Russian poos are good for saving time.
American poos are good for the soul.
a superstition where you take a shit and flush, then immediately knock twice on the wall to keep ursula from coming out of the toilet to grab your ass
“i need to take a shit”
“alright man, just make sure to poo knock after”
When you are so broke that you cannot afford toilet paper, so must sacrifice a towel to become the poo-rag.
I'm not paid until the end of the month so i'm stuck poo-ragging until next friday.