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Carter: I NEED FUCKING CAKE
Alex: your ass is already bigger than an actual wedding cake and you probaly got swiss rolls hiding in your fucking boobs, dipshit
Carter: i was dreaming about food last night, but it was a nightmare because i ran out of cake…
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The boy asks the girl out and the girl says no so the boy says please think about it i beg you
Ohohoho! Am I!? And what way is that?
The guy that Dr. JeepJorp says should be telling us what to do “It doesn’t matter that they’re being exploited and killings themselves. They don’t need to by the seeds. They don’t need to succeed. They don’t need to NOT be exploited. Shit, they don’t even need to live, my guy!”
An asshole but not a charlatan “Put isn’t there a better way? You know without all the exploitation.”
That other guy “You’re thinking about it wrong.”
Asshole “You mean.... with compassion for the people who are being exploited and killing themselves?”
The other guy (again) “Yes. That is LITERALLY exactly what I meant.”
Hym “WOW!!! Do you see what I’m talking about with these guys Joe? Like.... what the actual fuck WAS that!?”
When somebody gets battered and embarrassed during a fight
Oh Katelyn’s a wee poof she got smacked about easy.
more proper version of not bout it.
My annoying desk job; I am not about it.
Mixed feelings about you
I love you but i feel deception and distrust there for I have mixed feelings about you
"lesbo about" is when you are super in love with you bestfriend, but you are truly straight. You refer to your bestfriend as your wife and everyone, even family, thinks you are in fact gay for said friend. Its all the the perks of friendship plus some, because theres just so much love. Best of all no sex to mess up the friendship, because after all no mater how much you love them, your much more in love with your mans dick.
BFF#1- "When i texted mom to ask her if i could stay over tonight she said 'i thought you where already going to'"
BFF#2- "She just knows"
That was an example of a situation someone would call "lesbo about".