Win Salad

A win of epic proportions when saying "Epic Win" just isn't enough.

I wen't 39-1 on COD: Black Ops...WIN SALAD!!!

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Meat Salad

A gaggle of hot men dressing a straight woman up in nothing but adoration, usually done in a bedroom or other similar setting.

"'Erik invited his guys from the firehouse over last night, and that was one DELICIOUS meat salad', said Emily."

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Russian Salad

You take a Vodka Sprite enema then rub a lime on your butthole and punch a comrade.

My wife made me a Russian salad last night. I love communism.

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Velcro Salad

Freshly shaving your cock then fucking a hairy vegan pussy.

Tried to fuck this vegan with full natural bush and my shaved stubbled dick was ripping and tearing on her pink tossed salad. Total Velcro Salad.

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Crab Salad

A date.

Hey, man. I went for a Crab Salad with that smokin' blonde last night.

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Salad shooter

A vegitarian who has diaria.

My girlfriend was a Salad shooter yesterday.

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salad day

The only day of the week that a proletariat goes to the local Subway or McDonald's to eat their lunch, usually salad, instead of bringing their lunch from home.

I'm a proletariat working in a warehouse and my current salad day is Wednesday; I go to the local Subway to get a salad.

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