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Brian Etzel

Smartest Guy in the World

Josh Harrison thinks he smart but has he met Brian Etzel? Oh my wasn't he #2 in Mechanical Engineering at Penn State? Yes he was. He must be so smart

by Brain Pretzel September 18, 2020


Brian Wilson

An evil man with evil intentions. He works at a Christian school. Don’t trust him with anything he will ruin your life. Men like this should be in prison for all the gross things he has done to children

Did you hear about Brian Wilson? Yeah he’s in jail! Nasty motherfuck

by Dabinonyouuu September 18, 2019


Brian Wilson

A shitty person who likes to leave his kids bc his broke ass mf self is stupid and he is a drug addict

This guy is such a brian wilson

by SpreadPositivity😍 January 15, 2022


justin geoffrey brian smith

Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.

"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"

or

"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"

by JsmittyTheKitty June 6, 2024


brian mccoulugh

a gross smelly butt as a guy

often dumb

Person 1: Your dumber than a box of brians
person 2: You smell like brian mccoulugh

by cool kid03 February 11, 2016


Brian Williams

He is the best person in the world. He makes you laugh and always makes you happy. He can make your day better by simply walking into the room. He is an amazing friend and just an all around good person. He is really cute, and if you are ever lucky enough to be his girlfriend, friend, or whatever, you should keep him forever.

I like Brian, Brian Williams.
Well then ask him out, he likes you too you know.

by Brian Wiilliams November 7, 2020


brian toth

A history teacher who hates Trump.

Brian Toth is cazy.

by 58374h March 4, 2017