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The act of stealing ones candy or sweets against his or her will. It is a punishable crime that will result in the violator having to receive a 'slap' or 'rude gesture/remark' and in the worst case scenario the loss of a trusted friend.
A girl has just bought some candy.
Her friend: Could I please have some candy?
The rightful owner of the bag of candy: No!
The friend neglects the answer and grabs for the bag.
The girl screams: Stop thats “Candy Rape”!
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Doesn't seem as tough as nails.
Guy 1- You think you're hard candy the way you were eyeballin me don't you?
Guy 2- I think I'm hard candy?
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The bulk old fashioned candy that is sold at retail stores with a largely male customer base. Types of stores include auto parts, hardware, farm supply, sporting goods and lumber yards. Examples of the candies include circus peanuts, licorish whips, bit-o-honey, sour cherry balls, chocolate covered peanuts, and pink wintergreen mints.
Cabela's has great sour cherry balls in their man candy section.
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A challenge, as in a challenge of shotgun rights. Can only be called by a male. The challenger calls "candy apple!" and begins to work up a sweat. In order for the party challenged to keep his/her rights (i.e. shotgun), he/she must lick the sweat off the challenger's balls. Hence, licking the caramel off a candy apple. If party challenged does not lick, he/she loses his/her proposed rights.
Guy 1: Shotgun!
Guy 2: Candy Apple!
Guy 1: Damn.
::Guy 2 gets shotgun::
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when a girl is sucking you off and you are about to blow your load... you pull your cock out of her mouth and stick it in her nose and blow away!!
Last night Kelli asked me for blow. So, i told her to suck my dick and she would get some nose candy in return!
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A handsome hunk of Moose Meat that is known to accompany the coveted Canadian Minx on Trader Routes
Trader: Oh, i didnt recognize you with your Arm Candy!"
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A teenager (usually) who pops pills a whole bunch (usually ecstasy)
Man, Emma was a candy kid when she was 14. Shed do X everynight.
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