Shed

Stands for “Secondary House Extension for Dads”

I’m going to go in my shed to get away from my wife

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Shed

To practice music by oneself, usually with special care to be kept from being disturbed. Theoretical etymology: Shortened from the word woodshed, where the idea was in order to not only be alone to concentrate, but to refrain from disturbing other people, one would have to retire to the woodshed to practice.

My chops are not what they used to be. I need to go shed.

Man, these parts are crazy hard. I need to go shed them.

I've been shedding all week Michael Brecker's pentatonic concepts. You've been warned.

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Shed

Slang used to describe a woman's vagina or lady bits.
The term is derived from a misunderstanding English boys had in a tent one night, in Costa Brava, Spain. Since then, the term has took off and is getting used more and more frequently!

Dave: "Last night I discovered Hannah had a tight shed!"
Beth: "My shed needs waxing, if I'm to wear a tight bikini!"

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Shed

Brit. slang for a crappy car, usually a hatchback, driven by a "Barry Boy".

A popular choice of the acned teen as their first "wheels", sheds are often "done up" with bits of nasty body kit, aftermarket exhausts and - in urban settings - a thumping uprated music system.

Shed owners often can't afford to put petrol in their cars so are commonly spotted on Friday nights meeting other non-driving shed owners in supermarket car parks to exchange advice on the best make of gaffer tape to stop bits of chrome and trim falling off their creations.

See also acronym SOTW (Shed of the Week), a popular spot on the Barry Boys web site.

Gav: "Wotcha got?"
Kev: "58 plate Saxo." "Tmoz I'm gunna slam it and install a sub the size of your sista's ass".
Gav: "Too sweet, I thought you were gunna get a Shed like a 106 ... needin an air dam for the front though"
Kev: "Already ordered, as well as some pimpin side rails".
Gav: "OMG ... your ride FTW"

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Shed

Fluttershy's corpse stoage facility.

Hey, hey, he, stay outta my shed, ok?

Bill: Did you see that SHED.MOV video?

John: Yeah. I'm never going in my shed again.

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Shed

Somebody who is slow at walking or running

"Fucking hell Andy, you're running like a shed"

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Shed

n. A misallaneous game that exists only as an idea or proposition. The act of shed can never be followed through - only proposed and accepted. May also be classed as a sport. Any attempt to actually create a game and set of rules will result in the spontaneous combustion of the attempter's nearby village or town. v. To Shed

The Savage Cabbage : "Hey Andy, wanna play shed?"
G a.k.a 'Andy' : "Yeah"

Brian the Drunkard : (Drunkenly) "Shed?"
The Apparent Voices in his head : "Yes, Brian, Yes"

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