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a date where the girl gets a free meal and a guy goes home happy....a date with an action dan
If you're horny, why don't you just have an "Action Date" with your neighbor......
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One who pocesses the face of a date raper
guy1: hey look over there
girl1: what?
Guy1: slips stuff into girls drink
girl2: Date Raper!!!!!
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For people who don't believe in relationships. Going to football games, dinner, movies, weddings, dancing, and the occasional roll in the hay without actually dating. This will more than likely end up as nothing more than a series of booties calls with no emotional ties.
Since we're non dating; I'll pick you up at 8 for dinner, drinks, movie and a quick late night romp.
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When two "straight" guys do something together that would have typically involved a guy and a girl in the past.
Rapid in California
Boy 1: I took Jon to this amazing stakehouse the other night.
Girl 1: Seriously? You just went on a man date?
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Someone you're not in a relationship with but you act like you are. Often times the guy prefers video games and watching netflix over the girl and makes her feel unwanted. Can be a relationship status in itself without the extra baggage of saying girlfriend or boyfriend.
Susy: We really like each other but he hasn't asked me out. He probably never will so I just call him my date mate, and it rhymes!
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A double dated is when you go out with a girl and have sex with her and then a few days later realize she gave you a std she got from her previous date and you realize you been double dated.
It is kinda sad that Will is sick now but, his ass got double dated so I kinda think it's funny but still sad *tries to hide laughter*....
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This is based on the use of the "stranger" where the male lays on his own arm to put it to sleep. Then uses his own arm to masturbate himself but here's the twist...
Lay on HER arm to put it to sleep and use one of your hands to help her stranger arm and masterbate yourself. For an extra twist - name the arm. Do this to your satisfaction.
Hey Marie - how about we try a blind date?
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