Susej Dog

Susej Dog is the old testement spelling of 'Sausage Dog'. The great and all might Sausage Dog is the true creator. He is the only real diety, and quite a lazy one at that. Quite long too.
Texts written about him have been mistranslated backwards, to form 'Jesus' and 'God', which have apparently been adapted into a couple of manmade religions.

Tyler: "If you could fight one diety, who would it be?"
Narrator: "Sausage Dog."
Tyler: "Good answer."

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reservoir dogs

The beginning of Tarantino's undoubtably incredible career. Features a group of people hired to rob a bank that goes awry. Each person is named after a color.

MR. BROWN
Ok. Let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooz who's a regular fuck machine. I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon-- dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

MR. BLUE
How many dicks is that?

MR. WHITE
A lot.

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raw dogging

having sex with no condom

just got to be raw dogging that ho no protection

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puntable dog

Any dog that is small enough to be drop kicked like you're punting an american football.

Dogs that are this small aren't really even dogs at all. They're annoying and piss and crap in the house. Their owners call this common occurrence an accident and feel the need to cater to the animal's every perceived need.

Dude, why are you walking funny and paying for all of your girlfriend's stuff.

Oh, she has a puntable dog so I can't sleep comfortably in the bed because the puntable dog takes up the whole thing and she had to buy it the most expensive food, sweaters and haircuts for it as well. I think we're even spending more on it's kennel then for our vacation when we're away.

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panda-dog

(noun). A person who is trying to appear cuter than he or she really is. Despite the endearing sound of the phrase, 'panda-dog' is generally has a negative connotation.

This term was first coined from the actual and controversial Panda Dog phenomenon originated in China where people would dye their dogs (usually of the Chow Chow breed) to resemble a young panda cub.

I can't believe she's 40 and dresses like she's in freaking "High School Musical". I can't stand her little girl tantrums and whining. I'm never going to date panda-dogs again.

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your dog

One of the more recent variations of "your mom". Generally used so as not to offend people without a mother.

"So where are we going today?"
"Your dog wants to know!"

"You suck!"
"Your dog sucks!"

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Dagwood Dog

An Australian food, quite tasty too. Basically a sausage in a stick fried in batter. Sometimes called a Pluto Pup, it's very common at Australian festivals, fairs, expos and sporting events.

Also known as a corn dog in America.

Brett and Lucas ate Dagwood Dogs and hamburgers at the Brisbane Ekka.

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