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When a stripper farts out a glitter bomb after anal
After 3 years of pursuing Candy, I took her home and fucked her butt and she laid a glitter egg
When a black person acts white. Kinder eggs are dark on the outside and white on the inside.
"Omg you're such a fking kinder egg Raquisha"
Kinder Egg Is an Dangerous Weapon If you see a nigga with it he boutta do some crazy shit.
Yo Look at that nigga he got a Kinder egg He Dangerous
La epic roast made by Po (aka Kung-fu Panda from the emoji movie)
Jeff: “Hi Gib.”
Gib: “Exit the area you Fatty egg.”
Jeff: *Is kill*
Zero's all across, zip. Basically what you don't want to score on an exam, sporting event, or any other affair in which a "point" system is a factor.
Boss: So what'd we get on our customer satisfaction survey.
Secretary: Ehhhhhhh...we got egg numbers sir.
Boss: Egg numbers.....fuck me sideways.
When a man injects synthol into bell end
Ello mate me cock egg is massive would you like to have a rodgering.