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National JIGSAW day. The day where you stream JIGSAW by Dojo Dog and get slutty as if your life depends on it.
Friend 1: "Hey, What day is it"
Friend 2: "February 14th"
Friend 1: " Guess I got to shake some ass in the strip club to JIGSAW then!"
The day the dinosaurs died due to a meteor hitting earth, and a fat fart made by a pack of humongous cockroaches.
Person 1: What day did the dinos die?
Person 2: Oh, February 34 of course!
Person 1: Oh ya, how could I forget!
National Slap Your Best Friend Day!
Josh: *slaps maria*
Maria: "Whats your problem"
Josh: "Today is February 2nd"
Maria: "and?"
Josh: "Its national slap your best friend day"
National kiss your girlfriend day 🥰
“Hey babe it’s February 2nd”
“Oh yea!”
*kisses*
Oh it’s February 23rd. I better not text any boys today
Ukrainian Invasion Day - February 23rd-24th
The day Russia launched it’s invasion of Ukraine and started bombing Kyiv
John: Hey it’s February 23rd!
Alex: So?
John: Today’s the day the Ruskies fucked up the Ukrainians!
If you don’t get you bf you don’t get hugs kisses and cuddles etc.
Bf it’s February 27 and you haven’t gotten me anything you know what that means
Gf FUCK!