laughing in his grave

Instead of a situation causing the dead to roll in discomfort, it instead cause them to laugh from the grave by being proved right in a way

Freud is laughing in his grave

Blowing his Horn

The act of sucking your own dick.

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.

push his stool in

Used to describe anal sex in the presence of mixed company.

"Mom: Good morning, Bobby. What did you do last night?"
"Bobby: I met a friend at a bar. I had to push his stool in."
"Mom: That was very gallant of you."
"Bobby: Well, Mom, you know me. Always the gentleman. Do we have any bleach?"

Pissing on his table

A guest is taking too much advantage of a host's hospitality.

"You're always pissing on his table"

"Dude come on why you gotta piss on my table"

"Chad was pissing on Josh's table at the party last night"

Parked in his spot

To have sexual intercourse with a girlfriend or wife who is not your own.

Note: This is not to be confused with putting your penis into another male...

Man 1: "Dude, you know Larry from accounting? Well, I totally parked in his spot last night!"

Man 2: "Dude, did you wrap? She has syphilis."

Man 1: "...."

gimpin his ride

The popular pursuit of taking an already pish car and rendering it even less desirable by festooning it with a plethora of cheap tat purchased from Halfords in a vain attempt to persuade young ladies to drop down.

Big Stevie spent a stack of beertokens gimpin his ride to get that wee burd from Tescos to drop down but she said his motor looked like he'd smashed into Poundstretchers window.

Smoke his boots

To beat a niggas ass or jump the person , shoot the fair ones

Yea lets smoke his boots that. Nigga talking reckless