Horse Willy

Typically the willy found on a horse.

Also an exclamation or silence-filler. This is usually accidental. A form of tourettes.

"So that's a big pile of Horse Willy then..."

"Horse Willy. So..when shall we go shopping?"

"I'm scared! Horse Willy. I don't want to see to terrible people at university today."

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Dark Horse

In the Unreal Tournament video game series a Dark Horse is like an Ace where a single player manages to eliminate the entire enemy team with the killing blow. Unlike an Ace the player needs to be the last person alive on their team while the entire enemy team is alive. The player must kill the entire enemy team alone to be a Dark Horse.

I can’t believe he just clutched that and got a dark horse... gg

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Floppy Horse

when a horse is walking. a.k.a horse jangler

hey look at that horse jangler. i could also use the term floppy horse

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sally horse

1. a nasty, STD-ridden, "i wouldnt f*ck you with HIS dick", missing teeth, stinky prostitute

2. code word for nuts on your back

3. a girl who is more than a little slutty but doesnt seem to realize it, and when confronted about it, she "has no idea what you're talking about"

4. Kim from bus 5063

That girl in those hoochie mama shorts and half shirt is such a sally horse!

Vivian's new boyfriend pulled a sally horse on her. She wasn't too happy about it.

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horse monkey

Penetrating a person with a banana as you ride them like a horse.

I'm gonna horse monkey you like Seabicsuit.

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Trojan Horse

Dumping a fart in the middle of a group, while managing to get out before it kicks in so you cannot be blamed.

Person 1: "Look at that group pinching their noses", Person 2: "Yeah, I just left a Trojan Horse over there"

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Trojan horse

When a poo disguises itself as a fart

oh shit i just had a trojan horse

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