Grey’s relationship

A relationship that moves to quick builds a fantastic relationship one a foundation that couldn’t hold it and it crumbles

All Grey’s relationships have this

relationship manager

Self absorbed but useless a relationship manager struggles to relate to a mirror let alone people.

'That relationship manager isn't trying to talk to people again is he...?'

'Yep, we're fucked again'

paytonic relationship

A relationship in which one partner has to pay the other in order to be in a romantic or platonic relationship with them. It can be a one-time payment or a subscription; it depends on the partner.

“Stacey and I are in a paytonic relationship. She’s great, but it sucks that I have to fork over $50 every month.”

not in a relationship relationship

When a person you are interested in doesn't give any fucking sign/clue that she/he is in a relationship. FUCK
So then you spend a lot of time trying to get with them, BUT they are already in a goddamn relationship.

Me: Hey can you help me with something, there's this girl you know. I really like her

Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Ohh, she's taken

Me: Well frick, why doesn't she at least have one picture of them together, so that I don't waste my time, or potentially get face beaten in.

Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Well, that's not her problem, you should have known.

Me: wtf, HOW?

Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Idk.

Me: So you are saying she is in not in a relationship relationship

Crockpot relationship

A relationship where you are serious enough to buy gifts for each other but you know it won't last. Your friends will ultimately receive the gifts after the relationship is over.

-Linda, are you still with Nick?

- No, it was just a crockpot relationship. Want the sweater he got me?

chimichanga relationship

A relationship where you both really frickin chimichangas cuz there good

Tod: you and Amy really have a chimichanga relationship

Cory: well doesn't everyone?

Relationship Turtle

a long period of time in which a person dose not express a want for a relationship and remains like a turtle within its shell.

Damn Steve could get mad bitches too bad he is stuck in a Relationship Turtle.