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Squirrelin’ a Nut

When a dude intentionally builds up as much semen aka nut as possible and refuses to ejaculate until the right time and perhaps all over the right person with a copious amount of man goo.

I haven’t wanked for over three weeks. I’ve been squirrelin’ a nut. Rachel’s coming over later and she’s about to get a facial like never before. My sack is so nut heavy it’ll be like a one man bukkake.

I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019


schukling for a nut

when a woman, in a panic, proceeds to dump out her over sized purse and rummage through it looking for an object. such as keys, ID, or chap stick. could also be applied to a panicking man searching for something in his carry all

We were at the club the other night and my girlfriend could not find her ID. She held up the whole line while she was schukling for a nut.

by iinvisible October 28, 2010


nut swabbbin

When one woman swipes her tongue across to men's nuts in a side-to-side motion during oral sex.

Becky is a catch, she is the best at nut swabbbin.

by All laced up March 24, 2017


Tang Nuts

When you get a little poontang from a chick with a wet, but smelly, puss and the smell lingers on your ball sack for days. Usually discovered inadvertently by scratching one’s sack after the dirty deed.

Whew nasty. Smell my fingers. What the hell is that? Muh tang nuts braaaahhh.

Rachel’s nasty gash gave me tang nuts.

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018


Nut Puppets

When your girlfriend bites a hole in your nutsack and your nuts fall though, hanging only by your nutcords and your girlfriend sucks on your bare nuts.

hey - why don't we give nut puppets a try

by WindyWindsock September 21, 2017


Jimmy Nut

Is a male frontal wedgie.

Matt Rice had a serious jimmy nut in school.

by Matt Denis Rice September 14, 2009


nut biter

A person who bites the left or right nut regardless. They don't care what happened to it they will bite the living betsy out of it

I sucked his dick!
Was it big?
Damn right it was, I ended up biting his nuts, tho

I'm a nut biter, oh well
Did he scream?
Like a baby LOL

by Dangalang696969 June 15, 2015