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When you try and scoot your dog with your foot and you actually swipe your dogs ass with your foot
My dog wouldn’t get out of the way until I gave him the North Ft Myers Shopping cart!.
Noun; A retired, wealthy enthusiast of bass fishing who will 'fuck' you 'in the ass' by selling you an electronic fish finder. In reality, the fish finder is a music stand duct taped to a Nintendo Gameboy, loaded with Primal Rage - a popular video game in the late 80s, early 90s.
Clyde: Got fuck't at da Bass Pro Shops agin. Hell, Chuck, he's like a porn star. A Bass Pro Shops porn star.
Bonnie: He fucks me all the time.
Clyde: What?!
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A phrase used when a man wants a blowjob and/or handshop. There is often no actual candy shop, just a lot of lollipops.
"hey girl I'll take you to the candy shop"
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The Man submits the female in doggy style position. Strikes her pussy hard to relax all the pink parts, after that, introduces 3 chocolate bonbons (or more, depending the bitchs anal potential) in her asshole, then inserts the “nailess finger” and with long but vigorous strokes, melts all the bonbons on her ass. After a moisty cum shot, keeps stoking till the melt chocolate bonbons mix with the spunk. Remove the cock from the hungry ass and give it to her sweet mouth to enjoy!
"Dear, is there some chocolate bonbons in the refrigerator? I'm craving for a delicious Portuguese Candy Shop Bonbon Deluxe!!"
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When you've found yourself in a bad place, such as the wrong side of town.
Damn Dude, i took the wrong exit off of I105 and fuck shop city limits, i ended up in the hood!
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A shop with some awesome food in Pirie
Where are you going to get some awesome food?
DUH! French Hot Bread Shop!
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Someone who cannot organise themselves or work under pressure.
Look at him, flapping around like Christ in a crucifix shop!