Australian internet

The internet that's so slow you, could slap 50 RDS-220 tsar bombs on a disabled sloth with one arm and be still slower then the goddamn sloth

Guy number 1: Bro google just finish loading my search after 5 weeks
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet

The Internet Elephant

1. The part of the internet that never forgets.

2. An enormous database of every stupid thing you ever posted online.

What happened to Dave?

The internet elephant kept a blog post from two years ago where he called his boss an asshole. The boss found it and Now he's been scheduled to work on the weekends...

Ouch! sounds like he got trampled.

internet bad

adj. (in-ter-net bad) 1.spending time online when you're supposed to be working or sleeping

I'm a wreck today. I was internet bad last night until three in the morning.

Internet Engineer

A person responsible for developing and maintaining Web sites, intranet and associated LANs and WANs.

May be involved in developing transaction-based applications for e-commerce, search engines, social networks and more.

Internet Engineers: Mark Zuckerberg, Sergey Brin, Larry Page, Christian Rodriguez

Internet Music

Any subgenre or subgenre made from a subgenre of music created on the internet. It mostly consists of music staying normally more underground. Usually, this music is associated with younger people and is used frequently in memes. Examples: emo rap, vaporwave, vaportrap, phonk, soundcloud rap, nightcore, screamo rap, lofi hip hop, psychadelic pop, synthwave etc.

Have you heard of internet music?

Internet People

An amazing relatively new video making a homage to all those people that have hit it big on the internet.
It is a catchy tune of most big internet phenomena that have become part of the pop culture.

Several Internet Phenomena that were pointed out in the song Internet People:
- The dramatic Prairie Dog
- South Park
- The Star Wars kid
- The Numa Numa Guy
- The lip-syncing boys
- Napster Bad
- Winnebago man
- Evil Bert
- Goatse
- GI Joe
- Ask a Ninja
- Lonelygirl
- Darth Vader
- Lazy Sunday
- George Lucas in love
- Chuck Norris
- Leeroy Jenkins
- Google (was obviously implied)
- The grape stomping lady that fell
- Paris Hilton
- All your base are belong to us
- The Ok Go song 'Here It Goes Again'
- The sneezing baby panda
- Dick in a Box
- Snakes on a Plane
- The otters holding hands
- The awesome vdeo of Stephen Colbert making fun of the president who was next to him =
- Kelly shopping for shoes
- Tom Cruise in Oprah
- Ashlee Simpson in SNL
- Boom goes the dynamite!
- Peanut Butter Jelly Time
- The house with the Christmas lights
- Evolution of Dance
- All the people talking in their webcams
- And even much more!

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internet bambi

walking, talking, typing troll bait; named after Walt Disney's Bambi for their naivete and innocence

dude, you're being trolled.. stop being such an internet bambi.. SHEEEEESH..

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