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The most prettiest girl you have ever seen, with her big brown eyes and infectious freckles, her laugh is so beautiful that you smile when you hear it. she’s Pookie and is shy when you meet her but is crazy and kinda annoying when you get to know her
Person 1: damn who is that beautiful goddess
Me: that’s just sienna keys
Person 1: id hit
Somerset Academy Key is the brokest school I ever went to.
Literally once they are in need of money they do “fun raisers” to get money. Also they don’t have a nurse. I mean wha school don’t have a nurse. The kids at Somerset Academy Key bee having fights for the pettiest reasons.
Making a chasity slave play with the key to his cage, without opening it
He was desperate to be unlocked but she spent the whole evening key fucking him
The act of seductively inserting and slowly removing a key from its slot.
Triangle had me key fucking the lock until all was calm and cool but still wouldn’t let me open it.
When you heat someone's keyring in an oven and when asked for them you throw them back using tongs. This causes them to catch searing hot keys with they're hands thus making the keys "spicy".
Anon: Where are my keys?
Me: here you go *throws him the keys with tongs*
Anon *catches keys burning hands* :Ahh! The spicy keys!!! Why would you do this?!
This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina
“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”