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An Irish Potatoe Farmer but he does not crawl on the floor with depression. No one else can plant Potatoes better than him. You wanna know why? Because he isn't just an Irish Potatoe farmer, He's THE Irish Potatoe farmer.
Wow, you got one of Matthew's Potatoes!!! Can I have a bite? They are the best potatoes I've ever tasted!!!
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A person who has a Sesame Street fetish and regularly watches Elmo pornography. Also a frail blond lad that often crawls on the floor like a desolate potato farmer while watching Elmo with a poner.
“Man that Guy is such a Matthew. Especially because of his Elmo fetish”
“Hey have you seen matthew?” “Yeah, I saw him Matthew-ing around.”
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Hugeeeeeee peen
That’s Matthew.... you know 9 inches
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Matthew or Matt is someone who likes big fat raging cock in their mouth & asshole. He is a cocky kid with small dick energy who can never get a gf because he’s to busy playing video games like a virgin. He likes to pretend to be nice & act tough but on the inside he’s an insecure pussy who is most likely gay. He says the N-word but isn’t even close to black. He likes to watch porn but to see the dick & not the pussy.
Matthew sure took that big black cock.
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Matthew is a person with dark brown hair and dark eyes. He can smile but that make him all the more precious. He also can't take a picture without it looking like he is some kind of stalker :) . He is a true gentlemen, the best their ever was. He never wants to hurt you and will stay by your side just to not hurt you. He has his own issues but he always puts you first. Always. He is the definition of love itself.
Matthew is a person with dark brown hair and dark eyes. He can smile but that make him all the more precious. He also can't take a picture without it looking like he is some kind of stalker :) . He is a true gentlemen, the best their ever was. He never wants to hurt you and will stay by your side just to not hurt you. He has his own issues but he always puts you first. Always. He is the definition of love itself.
Hello, Matthew. I don't think you will read this. And if you do you won't know it is from me. But...... I miss you everyday even though we talk everyday. I miss the way you give me all your love and make sure I am okay. I miss the way you always ask before anything else "How are you". I miss getting horny daily before noon. I love you and I can't tell you that. It like a game to you. You love me, then you don't. You love me, then you only kinda do. I will never get over you. I will think of you when I am old and wrinkly with grey (or is it gray?) hair. Think of this short time in our life when we were together and we thought we would be together forever. When we would plan how when we could drive to meet up. When we wanted our first date to be in the back of a movie theatre, so we could just make out. I love you always.
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Matthew is a intelligent guy but acts super dumb, he does not care what other people think until it’s time to cry himself to sleep. But secretly he one of the most chill people you’ll ever meet if your on his good side. He only disrespected this who did to him. Witch is why he has no friend.
Matthew is so chill he’s just dumb and nobody seems to like him
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