milking the dog

Jacking off a dog.

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milk shocker

The act of one pregnant partner of a lesbian 69 who manipulates her lactating breasts in such a fashion as to make them disgorge their milky load into the vagina and rectum of the second partner.

"So i was totally scissoring with Sheila, then we switched to 69 and out of nowhere BOOM she gave me a righteous Milk Shocker" --Homework Chan

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Booty Milk

The runny diarrhea like substance that comes out of your booty hole when your constipated. This usually happens when your booty hole is infected.

Ughhh! I can't make this "Booty Milk" stop coming from my assssss!!!

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shit milk

1)straight up explosive liquid diarrhea

2)someone who is annoying as shit

"oh man, that mexican food came out straight up shit milk style!"

"what's up you fucking shit milk"

"god damn, this tastes like a fucking shit milk shake!"

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Man milk

The slang term for the male's ejaculate, semen, cum, spooge.

Yeah that's right, I told that bitch "Hey, why don't you just have a nice tall glass of man milk and shut the fuck up!"

"Good evening madam what can I get for you?" Yes, I'll have a man milk...shaken not stirred!

"and for you sir...", "Just pour me a nice cold tall glass of man milk...and make it a double".

That filthy pig of woman you call a wife, was just asking for a taste of my man milk! She's luck I held back and didn't give it to her good!

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milk-faced

to be intoxicated or drunk from libations, faded

"Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits." -MTV's The State

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milking the bull

jackin off; if accompanied, gettin a hand job

"Where's Joe?" "Oh, he's off milking the bull."

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