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When Schmegma is scraped from the penis and packed into a little muffin.
Last night Meg craved desert after I supplied her some Man Relish so I gratified her palate a treat of schmeg muffin.
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A guy who looks good from far away in an ooh kinda way, but when you get up close, they are a disappointment. Much like biting into a dry muffin.
That tall blonde guy turned out to be a dry muffin damn it.
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a person who is generally perceived as attractive, but rather than a 'stud' they're 'crud'
david beckham is such a crud muffin
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A women who homesteads in a rural area and devotes her lives to homemaking under her husband.
1) Stacey is a Prairie Muffin.
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A baked good, consisting of chode meat, decorated with little chodes (kinda like how a chocolate-chip muffin is decorated with chocolate-chips.)
Daniel muched down on a chode muffin, blissfully.
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a girl who gets around like an item from tim hortons and is also open 24 hours a day. slut
man Allison, quit being such a slut muffin.
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Where some of the breast is coming out the top of your shirt and bra. It forms a quad boob effect
Muffin tit is also linked to quad boob
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