woke 'n' boke

this is the past tense of wake and bake, where one proceeds to smoke right after waking up in the morning.

"Yea man we had Thanksgiving lunch so me and my sis woke 'n' boke!" - John Stamos

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Dick n a box

a priceless gift to give your girl on any occasion.
Steps:
1. cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Make her open the box

dude: i need a gift for my girl
Friend: just pull the dick n a box she will love it.

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Pinch n’ Pull

When a male multitasks by taking a dump and giving himself a vigorous wank at the same time.

The dude in the stall next to me was doing a pinch n’ pull. I was so inspired, I did the same.

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mash n dash

To have sex with someone, then to leave them out your life.
Another word for a one night stand.

"I pulled a mash n dash on that blonde chick last week, I prefer them loud."

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jerk n work

When one masturbates right before he leaves for work.

"Oh man I cant focus. I need to pull a jerk n work today."

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Pinch n’ dump

When you masturbate to the point of completion and right before the climax you pinch your foreskin catching the load and dumping at your own desired time and location

I was on vacation at my grandma’s and wasn’t comfortable ruining her sheets so I did the pinch n’ dump and let it go in the toilet

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Rip n Dip

When you smoke weed ("rip") and then leave to go somewhere else ("dip")

"I can't believe that she rip n dipped on us"

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