get dicked for

Often used in the military, to "get dicked for something" is slang for being picked for something that you really don't want to do (usually an order). Goes hand in hand with the phrase shit rolls down hill.

Captain America: Sergeant those toilets are filthy and not fit for use by any human being, sort it out!

Sergeant Shitforbrains: Yes Sir! Er, you there, go clean the shit out of the toilets!

Trooper Titwank: Yes Sergeant!

Corporal Cunty: Unlucky Titwank, you just got dicked!

Trooper Titwank: Yes I did get dicked for that, but I'll be finished in half an hour, and you'll still be a cunt.

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Get the Gary

dancing in an awkward fashion (typically to korean music) with flailing limbs and rhythm only a Gary could accomplish

When we are together, Gary will get the gary all over the place to NU ABO.

get it in and run

The act of leaving shortly after having sex.

Jane: Well, I have a long day tomorrow. I really have to get going.

Andre: Get it in and run, huh? I should have known!

get frozen

The process of seeking relief or transient high from a popular brand of prescription only migraine medicine.

Not to be mistaken with I’m frozn . . . a sad realization of both homosexuality and nerdom.

My head is killing me, and my girlfriends a whore . . . hey matt you got any D left, I want to get frozen.

get a whiff

To look at, get a look at something

Come get a whiff of this thiccness

Lemme get a whiff of them split ends

Get reeted on

Be decimated, beaten, or conquered by someone more superior to you

Checkmate! Get reeted on!

the three gets

Euphanism for meeting someone at a bar or nightclub, taking them home (get home), having sex (get off), then sending them home (get out).

"I met this hot guy last night at the bar and we went home together".

"Did he stay all night?"

"No! He was good for the three gets: get home, get off, get out".