Hair grease

Jelly like substance for your hair. Most likely softee.

White dude: Man I hate jail. My scalp alway gets so flakey.

Black dude: Try some hair grease baby! Order it off the canteen.

White dude: Really will that work?

Black dude: Of course. How do you think I keep my braids so fresh?

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ferret hair

a mohawk that is not spiked up and looks like you picked up a dead ferret of the ground and put it on your head.

Dude! CJ has such ferret hair!

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Straight hair

Straight hair is boring most people have straight hair, its pretty much non descript. Its just straight, whereas curly is crazy and corkscrewy and bounes all over the place.
Allthough neither is better curly is more attractive

I hate having straight hair I wish it was curly like Leona Lewis'

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Hair Dryer

The Act of Farting in someones face while they are tossing your salad

"Dude she was licking my ass and I so gave her a hair dryer!"

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Hair Furor

Reference to the turbulent Donald Trump and his hair based on "Der Fuehrer," AKA Adolf Hitler. A term of mockery aimed at Trump and his disorderly, chaotic and increasingly unhinged administration.

Hair Furor DonnyJohn Trumpolini thinks giving SNAP recipients dried, canned and other "shelf stable" food is better than the current setup that allows them to go the store buy food.

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Booty Hair

The hair-do one gets after having sex in the middle of the day.

Hey, Joan.....I am going to be a few minutes late. My boyfriend just left and I need to fix my booty hair.

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Hair kink

The act of enjoying hair on sexual body parts during intercourse.

Jessica has a hair kink for Jeremy.

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