The easiest language in the world:
Zeug = things
Fahrzeug = Drive thing = car
Werkzeug = Work thing = tool
Grünzeug = Green thing = Plant
Flugzeug = Fly thing = Plane
The German accent is hard to get rid of.
He’s a Mexican with a height disadvantage and has a carrot penis.
German is the guy in nugget porn.
Someone who has a $2,000 gaming mouse and can drag click 500 CPS, typically INSANE at bridging in minecraft 1.8.9, and has a bigger dick than everyone else in the world combined.
Man I'm so terrible at bridging, I wish I was German.
Driving to Milwaukee to get railed in a hotel room
She was German so she drove an hour and a half to Milwaukee so we could have sex in my hotel room
A bunch of people who fight over whether Nutella is a male or female item.
Person A: “Did you see that German over there?”
Person B: “Yeah! They were trying to kill someone because they couldn’t agree on the gender of Nutella.”