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The way one would depict how it is to live in a shady, at best, cornfield town in Central Illinois
Living in Effingham County is like saying thank god for a good ol' fashion snuff film
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ol swirly is the folk art liveing lengeng of the ozarks . he is the inventor of the divice knowns as a swirly jacks . that helps folks manage their bio electric and does other things. too numerious to mention . amoung other acomplisments ol swirly has been the only man in history to run the whole world at any given point in human history so 🤷 theirs that . its a funny story . but all in all ol swirly the live lengend is truely a nobel american treasure whos story and legacy grows day by day even as you read this .
have you seen ol swirly on lot ? ol swirly i wanna buy a swirly jack durn !
Old and Michael. He's best defined as shitty.
Hey where's Mike?
You mean Ole Mike?
Yeah?
In the back being shitty.
A loud ass creaking ass shaking ass fan that makes clicking noises when you turn it on.
Don’t turn on the fan it sounds like an ol’ dankis!!!
Definition 1:
Shitting through a glory hole onto an unsuspecting victim.
Definition 2:
Pooping through a hole in the wall in a bathroom.
"You hear Terry hit the boi Dary with the Ye ol' Wall Sphincter last night?
I heard an ol' battle cry as soon as he came out of the stall."
(7:14PM)
When you are receiving head and you are taking to long to cum the female slides her pointer one knuckle deep and does a “come here “ motion to speed the process up
Bro I was sitting there getting dome , I had had my eyes closed head laid back and all of the sudden this girl gave me the ole slicky Ricky I almost came instantly