sense of loss and emptiness felt after a farticularly satisfying fart that has been building up gradually over a long period of time
She never recovered from her post-fartum blues.
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A medical condition (not-yet-scientifically classified) whereby a person gets unusually horny following an epic drinking binge. Side effects include an uncontrollable desire for coitus and/or masturbation. This phenomenon is particularly unusual because the patient is generally suffering simultaneously from the normal side effects of overindulging in alcohol consumption.
One possible explanation for this is that the body is releasing large quantities of testosterone / growth hormones in an effort to heal the body from the effects of partying. This can also be referred to in short as PDH.
You go on a bachelor party vacation to Cabo San Lucus or Las Vegas. Say you drink Thursday-Saturday night non-stop. On Sunday, and possibly even Monday, you may feel extremely horny. This is what is referred to as "The Post Drinking Hornies".
After rawdogging a chick and blowing your load in her vagina, remain inside the female and engage in non-sexual related conversation.
Mike brought up Jane's obsession with Rick and Morty after cumming inside her resulting in a post-nut powwow.
After consuming your food and realizing you’ve spent way to much on DoorDash you are now aware of the money you just wasted. Similar to post nut clarity.
Person A : “Bro I just got some Hardee’s delivered to my door but damn this is gonna hurt my bank.”
Persona B: “Ahhh I see that post dash clarity is setting in.”
An extreme feeling of sadness after summer camp is over. Nothing to do, nobody to talk to and you can’t do anything but just sit there are ball your eyes out.
Man this post camp depression is really hitting hard
Usually occurring the day after you go on a date with your girlfriend/boyfriend when you feel extremely sad and lonely because you had such a fun time with that person and now you miss them a ton.
"So how was your hangout with Chloe last night?"
"Aw, man it was amazing, but I've got some serious post-date depression right now. I miss her like crazy. AHHH!"
The depression sometimes felt after sexual intercourse or masturbation.
Jonathan suffered from post-coital depression this morning after cumming his balls, brains and spinal fluids out last night in an orgy of procrasturbation.
After losing her virginity in an orgasm filled, yet loveless bangathon in her dorm room last night, Dafny felt a mixture regret, post-coital depression and vaginal soreness.
News that his baby tank was pregnant again with more fuck product only deepened Harry's weeks long post-coital depression.
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