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a stuffy, old fashioned person
Your uncle is such a stick in the mud.
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A hollow rod that varies between half an inch in diameter to five inches in diameter that people shove up their ass to help release farts.
Amber: Oh my, what is that stinky smell in the living room? Gasp! I didn't see you sitting over there Toby. I declare, what is that poking out of the bottom of your jorts? Is that mud smeared all over that rather oblong hollow stick? Get that out of your jorts right now! Why do you have an erection? Why is Grand-Ma-Ma's room open?
Toby: PPPPPFFFFFFEEEERRRRPPPPPPP! (Popping noise) FFFFF-FF-F-T.
Amber: Toby, that is disgusting! No! No! Put that down this instant. Tell me it isn't true. Did you go in Grand-Ma-Ma's room again and take her Fart Stick?
Toby: Yes.
Amber: Well Mister, you better get the Dial soap, clean that thing off, and think about what you have done.
Toby: pfff-t.
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an extremely painful or climactic death usually involving sandwiches. something being "death on a stick" means that the chances of dieing are nearly 100%. ULTRA CONCENTRATED DEATH!
Don't eat that sandwich, man, its full of explosives and/or rabbies! It's death on a stick!
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rahway nj slang for a "dirty water" hot dog.
after eating a 'burp stick', one will experience indigestion, heart burn, or just have hot dog tasting burps for the rest of the day.
damn!!! those burp sticks i got over at Muncie's have been burning my stomach up all afternoon. i think i need to have a massive blowout to get rid of those things.
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a rolled marijuana cigarette;
a cigarette roled that contains ganja. When smoked results in complete relaxation, and the general desire to do absolutly nothing. Will also unleash ur most random inner thoughts and theories on life.
Chillin with my tight stick in hand.
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the male penis
also used for pimps and man whores
He's swizzle stick was so big.
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The action of telling the begining and/or middle of the story without revealing the the most interesting point (which usually occurs towards the end). This is most common when telling secrets, sexual stories, gossip, or embarassing situations.
The act of giving the "Dry Stick" usually occurs when the person is telling the story then realizing how embarassing, ridiculous or stupid the story or tale is. Then set person regrets starting the story-telling and therefore gives you the "Dry Stick" by not revealing the last section.
To see how to redeem a "Dry Stick" see Wet Stick
"So we were sitting in the car and my finger somehow ended up in her..no no wait I can't say it."
"Come on.. don't give me the dry stick."
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