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The act of pooping into a condom, and waving it around above your head.
Sean: Hey wanna go and raid the neighbors house?
Kieran: Sure, i'll grab the sling shot!
Sean: Make sure it's an Alaskan Slingshot!
Kieran: I will.
An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.
Ayo that girl had an Alaskan sloppy joe yesterday!!
When one’s tongue begins to swell up. Due to a sickness only caught in Alaska, from licking a bull worm.
Ronnie got Alaskan bullwormitis from licking an Alaskan Bullworm. Hopefully his tongue will be better soon.
Fellatio brought to climax whereupon the active participant vomits with such force as to direct the ejaculate back through the recipient's urethra.
I came so hard that Jenny gave me an Alaskan slurp & vurp.
An Alaskan margarita begins with deepfreezing a cylindrical smelly piece of shit. After a few hours, once it's rock-solid, stick it half way up your partner's butt. The last step is to urinate on the emerged part of the shitberg while placing a margarita glass to recuperate the cocktail.
"I think I got frostbites on my ass because of last night's Alaskan margarita"
The act of shoving a handful of snow into your partners orifice before following up with your penis.
"The man I was with last night Alaskan Barebacked me."
When you stick ice cubes up your girfriends butt surfing intercourse and then take a picture and send it to Dave to prove you did it.
Corey gave his wife an Alaskan Adrian and she was super pissed