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A story told by the same person again and again, but told so many different ways everyone wonders what the true version is.
She is telling another one of her Alaska stories. I wonder how it will end this time.
Jew and her alaskan story is all over the place.
In Alaska, one man tries as hard as possible to stretchehis penis as long as possible using a rolling pin, an extender, good ol' squeeze, and medical torture methods and tries to make it to 10 inches by the end of the month. Once accomplished, he then fucks your mom.
Jamie tried out the ALASKAN TUG and began GETTING BACK AT WHAT HAPPENED IN TEXAS!!!!!!!
This term is used when woman eats a mans testical while giving birth to a newborn baby.
The act of pooping into a condom, and waving it around above your head.
Sean: Hey wanna go and raid the neighbors house?
Kieran: Sure, i'll grab the sling shot!
Sean: Make sure it's an Alaskan Slingshot!
Kieran: I will.
An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.
Ayo that girl had an Alaskan sloppy joe yesterday!!
When you hook a females big toes between yours during sex and use them to thrust by extending your legs.
Last night I gave my girl the ol Alaskan bull frog
When you use your big toes to grab your partners big toes and start thrusting using only your legs from behind
I gave her the old Alaskan bull frog since I've gotten my arms amputated