bread sock

A bread sock is a tool used to aid in the consumption of bread. It can be any sock: a tube sock, an ankle sock, a windsock. First, you take the bread, roll it in the sock. Second, put the sock in the microwave to make the bread extra warm. Third, remove sock from microwave, pound the sock against a wall to mash the bread. Finally, remove the bread and enjoy!

Guy 1: eBay has some great bread socks. I might buy a few.

Guy 2: Aww man, get me one.

Guy 1: Alright!

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trap sock

A sock or baby booty depending in the person the you ejaculate into to keep from making a mess.

I beat off into a trap sock last night.

creepy socks

Socks that creep down your legs.

While walking you can feel the sock slowly creeping down your legs. Hence the term creepy socks.

Butter Sock

A Large Sock Filled With 83% Solidified Butter.

I just got beaten by a chungus with a Butter Sock.

sock jammer

a fan of everyone's favorite british indie bedroom music artist Ricky Jamaraz

"I am a passionate sock jammer"

Driving Sock

The sock a male masterbates into while driving rather than use a fist full of facial tissue.

Andy; " dude why is there only one sock in your glove compartment?" Bob replies; "Don't touch that, it's my driving sock, gotta save the turtles man."

steak sock

The male version of meat curtains

Hey look at the guy on team hot sauce with the huge steak sock.